It seems that everything we drink, inhale, ingest, or smell....literally everything has a warning label and a long list of possible side effects. Why should love be any different? So, i made one. My own warning label. Because sometimes loving someone can be more dangerous and scary than ingesting gasoline. :)
WARNING: MAY CONTAIN LOVE. Love has the ability to make you feel sick to your stomach, drowsy, distracted, dizzy, high, excited, confused, hurt, strong, weak, and crazy, among anything else imaginable. Accomplishing normal, routine and daily tasks may become harder to do and you may not be able to focus or concentrate. Possible heart attack symptoms may develop i.e. racing heart, heavy heart beat, shortness of breath, and chest pain.
POSSIBLE SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO:
Insomnia, nervousness, loss or increase in appetite, when he's not around all you will want to do is sleep, vocabulary and conversation will be strictly reduced to your "addiction" to him and the feelings of love. All else doesn't seem to matter.
DIRECTIONS:
Try to relax. Breathe. Surrender. Take in as much as you can. When it makes you tired, just sleep. If you start to experience the side effects listed above, do not lessen dose or stop accepting love. You will adapt and acclimate to the new feelings taking place in your body. If you withdraw from love, severe symptoms may also occur. The withdrawal symptoms are much worse. If withdrawal happens, there is no antidote. Not until love finds you again. Addiction and dependency could develop so prepare yourself and have fun.
DOSAGE:
COULD BE POISONOUS!!! Proceed with caution, until you throw it to the wind. Love's potency is high so be aware of who you are and your surroundings. Take in only what you are capable of until your life stretches out and makes room for more, then fill up again and continue to repeat for all time.
WARNING: MAY CONTAIN LOVE. Love has the ability to make you feel sick to your stomach, drowsy, distracted, dizzy, high, excited, confused, hurt, strong, weak, and crazy, among anything else imaginable. Accomplishing normal, routine and daily tasks may become harder to do and you may not be able to focus or concentrate. Possible heart attack symptoms may develop i.e. racing heart, heavy heart beat, shortness of breath, and chest pain.
POSSIBLE SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO:
Insomnia, nervousness, loss or increase in appetite, when he's not around all you will want to do is sleep, vocabulary and conversation will be strictly reduced to your "addiction" to him and the feelings of love. All else doesn't seem to matter.
DIRECTIONS:
Try to relax. Breathe. Surrender. Take in as much as you can. When it makes you tired, just sleep. If you start to experience the side effects listed above, do not lessen dose or stop accepting love. You will adapt and acclimate to the new feelings taking place in your body. If you withdraw from love, severe symptoms may also occur. The withdrawal symptoms are much worse. If withdrawal happens, there is no antidote. Not until love finds you again. Addiction and dependency could develop so prepare yourself and have fun.
DOSAGE:
COULD BE POISONOUS!!! Proceed with caution, until you throw it to the wind. Love's potency is high so be aware of who you are and your surroundings. Take in only what you are capable of until your life stretches out and makes room for more, then fill up again and continue to repeat for all time.
